{"product_id":"hose-water-blend-copy","title":"Vintage 1970 Bundle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eVintage 1970 Bundle\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll four originals. One box. Zero decisions.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe one with all four. Because choosing was never our strong suit — the television raised us.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Vintage 1970 Bundle packs every original GenXGuy blend into one box: Latchkey, Hose Water, Neglect, and Sarcasm Fuel. Light roast to French roast, ground or whole bean. It's the entire origin story, bagged.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat's inside:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLatchkey — Light Roast\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e (Peruvian–Colombian)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor people juggling work, family, and existential dread. Simpler times, in a cup.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHose Water — Medium Roast\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e (Peruvian–Colombian)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChocolate, raisin, brown sugar. Honestly, it tastes a lot better than the actual hose.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNeglect — Medium Roast\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e (Colombian–Brazilian)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor those who have mastered the art of being overlooked. Drink up. You earned this.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSarcasm Fuel — French Roast\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e (Indonesian single origin)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBold, single-origin Indonesian. Fuel your wit and your charm. Both need it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWho's it for:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e The Gen Xer in your life. Or yourself — you've been neglected enough, you don't need to share.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFour bags. One box. Zero gift-wrapping talent required. (It doesn't come gift-wrapped. You're an adult.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Operator Coffee Online","offers":[{"title":"Ground \/ 12 oz","offer_id":43725491437629,"sku":null,"price":67.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12 oz","offer_id":43725491535933,"sku":null,"price":67.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2146\/0225\/files\/560596AB-1099-45D4-8F26-98078B0EB3BC.jpg?v=1790529000","url":"https:\/\/operatorcoffee.com\/products\/hose-water-blend-copy","provider":"Operator Coffee Online","version":"1.0","type":"link"}